AISubs v3.7
- What do you think? - What do you think?
As you can see, we've lost weight.
- Yes. - We used to live without doing anything.
- Yes. - In other words, we can't get fat.
And we don't want to get fat.
There's nothing good about getting fat.
Yet, for some reason, there are fat people in this world.
- Why is that? - That's strange.
So this time, I think there's a special reason.
- I'd like to ask fat people why they're fat. - Yes.
It seems like it's rude to ask fat people in general.
- Let's call people who might be interested in getting fat first. - Yes.
- First of all, this. Fischer's smartphone. - Yes, yes, yes.
I'm over 100 years old, so I'm fat.
- Let's ask. Hello? - Hello? Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I have a sudden question. - I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
- Just to confirm... - Yes?
- You're fat, aren't you? - I'm fat.
- Oh, good, good, good. - That's my question.
You know you're fat, but why are you fat?
- This is where I... - Yes?
I can't go back anymore.
- So you had a reason at first. - I had a reason at first.
I did the 100kg challenge.
I would secretly increase my exercise.
Or decrease my food intake.
But I realized I was overdoing it.
- By the way, how much do you weigh now? - 117kg.
- Whoa! - You're fat.
- You started your channel because you wanted to make videos. - Yes, yes, yes.
- You're fat just like me. - Wait a minute.
Don't you say what happens in the video first?
I'd like to hear what fat people think.
I'm looking forward to this.
Do you have any questions for fat people?
I'd like to know what you use in your daily life.
- Please do. - Thank you.
- You're a YouTuber, so... - Yes.
Some comedians are fat.
Being fat is unhealthy.
- You're fat for a reason. - Yes.
- You were professional. - I was professional.
- Next, you said it earlier, but let's go with "fatty". - Yes.
"Fatty"?
- Hello? Good work. - Good work.
Good work. It's been a while.
First of all, I'd like to confirm one thing.
Mr. Deaconny, are you getting fat?
No, you're the one who's fat.
Where do you think you're going?
You're getting fat.
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm doing a survey right now asking people why they're fat.
You're fat because you're in America.
After all, fat people get fat for a reason, don't they?
No, that's right.
I'd like to clarify that today.
When you're fat, people love you like stuffed animals and pamper you.
For example, you give me ice cream or you bring me something on your own.
As a result of being pampered, you're relatively fat, aren't you?
Oh, I see.
So you're fat because you're pampered, aren't you?
That's right.
If you say, "You're like a stuffed animal," or "You're like a melon bun," it's the best.
I'd like to ask you something like what you're careful about in your life with questions from others who are getting fat.
I'm trying to pay for national health insurance.
Or all national insurance?
But if you have more than 30 surgeries, you'll get a lot more.
Oh, I'm scared.
And when I finished my knee surgery, I still had both ears left.
Does that have anything to do with being fat?
I was a little fat and my ears popped.
I'm fat!
And you're fat, so 30 doesn't matter, does it?
No, but when you actually experience those two surgeries, do you feel like you should lose weight?
Of course I do.
Oh, you do.
Why don't you lose weight?
If you think you're going to lose weight and move, you're in danger.
If you don't lose weight and get spoiled again, you won't be able to keep up with the national team.
By the way, how much do you weigh now?
I'm 127 kilograms now.
Oh, that's pretty big.
Thank you very much.
When I first checked if you were fat, I thought you were fat.
Isn't it the opposite?
I guess fat people are proud of themselves.
That's right. They're fat because they're confident.
But now I know why it's such a popular business.
If you keep asking YouTubers here, you'll get lost.
Let's call someone who happens to be short and not fat.
Yes, please.
Hello.
I'd like to confirm one thing.
Are you fat?
Are you going to answer that?
I'd like to confirm it.
Are you going to confirm it?
Yes.
Are you going to confirm it?
A little bit.
I'm sorry for lying. I lied.
A lot.
A lot. I see.
I see.
Here's the main question.
Why are you fat?
That's tough.
Are you going to answer that?
Is it tough? Why is it tough?
You look like a beautiful woman.
You are a woman, but you are fat.
Why is that?
Well...
Stress.
How?
What kind of stress?
Well...
In front of you...
Did you do something?
If you were my son, you wouldn't look like you're fat.
Your son has caused you a lot of trouble.
What should I do for you, son?
Well...
Don't worry about me. I'm eating well.
I want you to live normally.
If you don't live normally, you'll get fat.
By the way, you said you wanted to lose weight.
I lost 15 kilograms than last year.
That's great!
No one noticed it.
If you lose 15 kilograms in one year, you'll lose 50 kilograms in 10 years.
What kind of fat are you talking about?
Your mother is losing weight.
Thank you very much.
He was a close friend of mine.
I'm going to interview a fat man I don't know at all and ask him why.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
It's really scary.
You idiot.
Let's go.
I went outside to look for him, but I couldn't find him.
I decided to go to Don Quijote.
Finally...
Look over there.
He's fat.
Excuse me.
Yes?
This is for YouTube.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Are you sure you're fat?
Yes, I'm fat.
You were doing sumo wrestling and eating a lot of food.
I was doing sumo wrestling.
I see.
How strong are you?
I'm a fifth-year student, but I'm the champion of Aichi Prefecture.
Wait a minute.
I'm second.
I wonder if there's such a wonderful reason.
Why don't you try sumo wrestling?
Wait a minute. I thought you'd say something about it.
If you really do it, I'll fry you here.
Really?
You can do it all you want.
What's your name?
Ketsuro.
Ketsuro?
Ketschan.
Ketschan versus Ketschan.
Ready, set, go!
Wait a minute.
It's too scary.
No, no, no.
Car! Car!
Car.
Wait a minute.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready, set, go!
Go!
Wow, wow, wow.
You're holding up.
Oh, no.
You threw me away.
You look so sad.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
By the way, I'd like to thank you for your cooperation this time.
I'm happy.
No, no, no.
It's funny.
See you.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
I'd like to ask you something this time.
Dad, are you fat?
You're fat.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Why are you fat?
Did you drink too much?
By the way, what kind of effort or behavior did you make thinking you were a wild man?
I bought it with my own money.
You bought it with your own money, didn't you?
As a family, do you want me to lose weight or stay like this?
I want you to lose weight.
Oh, really?
I'm sure you'll lose weight.
No, I won't.
What's up?
I called my friend.
I'm sorry you're fat.
I'd like you to confirm it.
Are you fat?
I'd like you to confirm it.
As you can see.
We asked you why you're fat.
I'm not fat because I want to be fat.
I want to lose weight, too.
What do you want me to do?
It's fun to eat.
If you don't eat delicious food and lose weight without eating it, you're fat because you eat delicious food.
You're fat.
That's weird.
You're laughing a lot.
You guys like fat people too much.
I like fat people.
I'm happy when you say I'm fat and you say I'm cute.
Are you happy?
You're not fat.
It's delicious.
I think it's delicious.
I'm happy to be told I'm funny just by being fat.
A fat person who is not funny doesn't have a fat meaning.